Pangflow is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, tranquil sheep.

Pangflow created the Whirlpool Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pangflow, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangflow, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Pangflow's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pangflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.