Volsad is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless gorilla.

Volsad created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Volsad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Volsad, she will turn you into a mole.

Volsad's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Volsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not keep four eagles in a large pit.

5. You must love Volsad.