Tonkdabsad is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, emotional wasp.

Tonkdabsad created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkdabsad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Tonkdabsad, she will turn you into a frog.

Tonkdabsad's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tonkdabsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Tonkdabsad.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never go into black rooms.