Rak Quatonttik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair horse.

Rak Quatonttik created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rak Quatonttik, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rak Quatonttik, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Rak Quatonttik's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Rak Quatonttik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not stand on grass.