Cemflatrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever chicken.

Cemflatrag created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemflatrag, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cemflatrag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cemflatrag's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cemflatrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan dogs for they are unholy.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Never look at planets.