Ciblipvon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet donkey.

Ciblipvon created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblipvon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Ciblipvon, it will manifest in front of you.

Ciblipvon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Ciblipvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat oranges.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.