Afgamdiss is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sage mink.

Afgamdiss created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Afgamdiss, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Afgamdiss, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Afgamdiss' most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Afgamdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Afgamdiss on top of all buildings.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Do not keep four ducks in a large pit.