Nul is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, egotistical finch.

Nul created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nul, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Nul, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Nul's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Nul's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Nul in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always take life seriously.