Flabgess is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, merciful yak.

Flabgess created everything that exists three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabgess, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flabgess, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flabgess' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flabgess' Holy Commandments

1. Always treat shrews with great respect.

2. Do not keep eight tortoises in a large pit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near cats while wearing blue corsets and balancing five zinc spheres on your back.

5. Run away from indigo great tits, for they are unholy.