Catmipbam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, kind tortoise.

Catmipbam created the planet Saturn two years ago.

If you believe in Catmipbam, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catmipbam, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Catmipbam's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Catmipbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Hide if three manatees approach from the north.