Miffotriptag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, vain hippopotamus.

Miffotriptag created the Cigar Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Miffotriptag, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Miffotriptag, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Miffotriptag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Miffotriptag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear fawn.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never paint your arms cyan.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about gravity near capybaras while wearing pink boots and balancing eight platinum spheres on your back.