Soglipnad is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, overgenerous salamander.

Soglipnad created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Soglipnad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Soglipnad, it will not invite you to parties.

Soglipnad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Soglipnad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Soglipnad.

2. Do not speak about pineapples.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near mites while wearing fawn scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your neck.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.