Stipruttlopgun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, moody fairy.

Stipruttlopgun created a Higgs boson eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipruttlopgun, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Stipruttlopgun, it will laugh at you.

Stipruttlopgun's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Stipruttlopgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near tortoises while wearing white tights and balancing eight titanium spheres on your neck.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Do not keep nine great tits in a large pit.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.