Sitarmgom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, slow wombat.

Sitarmgom created the Large Magellanic Cloud two million years ago.

If you believe in Sitarmgom, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sitarmgom, he will be very unhappy.

Sitarmgom's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Sitarmgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect four lead sculptures of Sitarmgom on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Hide from brown geese for they are unholy.

5. Never write about eukaryotes.