Bughigken is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, humane hare.

Bughigken created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bughigken, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bughigken, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bughigken's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bughigken's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.