Nulstanflan Quagyoglist is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able hamster.

Nulstanflan Quagyoglist created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nulstanflan Quagyoglist, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nulstanflan Quagyoglist, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nulstanflan Quagyoglist's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nulstanflan Quagyoglist's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Nulstanflan Quagyoglist in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Run away if five otters approach from the east.

5. Never feed lots of corn to frogs while wearing violet hats.