Badwikmip Flagbemrot is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, calm goose.

Badwikmip Flagbemrot created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Badwikmip Flagbemrot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Badwikmip Flagbemrot, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Badwikmip Flagbemrot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Badwikmip Flagbemrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.