Bamgarrak is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane chicken.

Bamgarrak created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Bamgarrak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bamgarrak, she will turn you into a slug.

Bamgarrak's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bamgarrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Feed all hungry foxes.

5. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.