Vigfatcumruttkabpangflapdun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awesome bee.

Vigfatcumruttkabpangflapdun created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfatcumruttkabpangflapdun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Vigfatcumruttkabpangflapdun, he will cry a lot.

Vigfatcumruttkabpangflapdun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Vigfatcumruttkabpangflapdun's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.