Tittikhub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, prudent squid.

Tittikhub created the planet Jupiter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tittikhub, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tittikhub, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Tittikhub's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Tittikhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Worship no other gods but Tittikhub.