Nurlencab is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil bear.

Nurlencab created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlencab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nurlencab, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nurlencab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Nurlencab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Run away from purple dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Erect six tin sculptures of Nurlencab on top of important buildings.

5. Do not kill squirrels.