Tenniblig Hamvabsom is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, slow
clam.
Tenniblig Hamvabsom created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tenniblig Hamvabsom, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Tenniblig Hamvabsom, it will turn you into a hamster.
Tenniblig Hamvabsom's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Tenniblig Hamvabsom's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink alcohol.
2. Always take life seriously.
3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
4. Always help goats in need.
5. Tenniblig Hamvabsom loves manatees, so they must be respected.