Bemwaptarg is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthinking swallow.

Bemwaptarg created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bemwaptarg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bemwaptarg, it will curse you with boils.

Bemwaptarg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bemwaptarg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bemwaptarg.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Bemwaptarg in the centre of the settlement.