Dunflisflan is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, dishonest wolf.

Dunflisflan created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunflisflan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dunflisflan, he will turn you into a tree.

Dunflisflan's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Dunflisflan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear skirts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never hurt frogs.