Kamgodshav is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise guinea pig.

Kamgodshav created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Kamgodshav, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kamgodshav, it will cry a lot.

Kamgodshav's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kamgodshav's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Kamgodshav in the centre of the settlement.