Zogjadhangaddobmabgonvag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, overgenerous fairy.

Zogjadhangaddobmabgonvag created Africa nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogjadhangaddobmabgonvag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zogjadhangaddobmabgonvag, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Zogjadhangaddobmabgonvag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Zogjadhangaddobmabgonvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near ants while wearing pink shoes.

2. Never paint your head cyan.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.