Larpbomnad is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciless frog.

Larpbomnad created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpbomnad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Larpbomnad, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Larpbomnad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Larpbomnad's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine foxes approach from the west.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to hamsters while wearing violet jumpers.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.