Hoglamgom is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody lion.

Hoglamgom created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hoglamgom, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hoglamgom, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hoglamgom's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Hoglamgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill cats.

2. You must love Hoglamgom.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat cherries.
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