Lagjadyar is a god.
It takes the form of a plump, charitable
centaur.
Lagjadyar created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Lagjadyar, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Lagjadyar, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Lagjadyar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Lagjadyar's Holy Commandments1. Learn nine new languages a year.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Never talk about snails.
4. Always help mites.
5. Never write about thermodynamics.