Lagjadyar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, charitable centaur.

Lagjadyar created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lagjadyar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lagjadyar, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lagjadyar's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Lagjadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never talk about snails.

4. Always help mites.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.