Vilfumdod is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-powerful shark.

Vilfumdod created the universe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vilfumdod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vilfumdod, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Vilfumdod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Vilfumdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt sheep.

2. Always treat horses with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never wear blue dresses.
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