Hondumwangablambemwodhan Yarfebtim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, impressive cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hondumwangablambemwodhan Yarfebtim created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hondumwangablambemwodhan Yarfebtim, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hondumwangablambemwodhan Yarfebtim, she will turn you into a tree.

Hondumwangablambemwodhan Yarfebtim's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hondumwangablambemwodhan Yarfebtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hondumwangablambemwodhan Yarfebtim.

3. Erect three titanium sculptures of Hondumwangablambemwodhan Yarfebtim on top of important buildings.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.