Wodzigflis is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, able armadillo.

Wodzigflis created the planet Mars three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodzigflis, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wodzigflis, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wodzigflis' most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Wodzigflis' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help sick seals.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Wodzigflis.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never bounce in holy places.