Hotdissfly is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, ill-tempered rat.

Hotdissfly created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Hotdissfly, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hotdissfly, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hotdissfly's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Hotdissfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs in need.

2. Always help squirrels.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.