Begkabton is a god.
It takes the form of a small, compassionate
gerbil.
Begkabton created the Milkyway two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Begkabton, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Begkabton, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Begkabton's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Begkabton's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about rice.
2. Do not eat figs.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the north.
5. Never feed melons to mice while wearing trousers.