Begkabton is a god.

It takes the form of a small, compassionate gerbil.

Begkabton created the Milkyway two billion years ago.

If you believe in Begkabton, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Begkabton, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Begkabton's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Begkabton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Hide if seven aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Never feed melons to mice while wearing trousers.