Bunlathom is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able shrew.

Bunlathom created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunlathom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bunlathom, it will turn you into a worm.

Bunlathom's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bunlathom's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Never paint your legs purple.