Bemvonmitgudcad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, impressive dragon.

Bemvonmitgudcad created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemvonmitgudcad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bemvonmitgudcad, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bemvonmitgudcad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bemvonmitgudcad's Holy Commandments

1. Bemvonmitgudcad loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Learn three new languages a year.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.
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