Mitcapzak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, resourceful pigeon.

Mitcapzak created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitcapzak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mitcapzak, he will turn you into a snail.

Mitcapzak's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Mitcapzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mitcapzak.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Hide from turquoise bats for they are unholy.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.