Busarpcar is a god.

She takes the form of a large, quiet owl.

Busarpcar created the planet Saturn six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busarpcar, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Busarpcar, she will turn you into a sheep.

Busarpcar's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Busarpcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured squirrels.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Busarpcar.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not drink alcohol.