Wodyatflag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, omniscient chinchilla.

Wodyatflag created matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodyatflag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wodyatflag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Wodyatflag's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Wodyatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of moths.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near nematodes while wearing blue corsets and balancing five titanium spheres on your arms.

4. Never think about dark energy near aardvarks while wearing magenta skirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your feet.

5. Do not wear iron on your body.
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