Nillooprapfom Tomcitgublog is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, calm cow.

Nillooprapfom Tomcitgublog created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nillooprapfom Tomcitgublog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nillooprapfom Tomcitgublog, it will cry a lot.

Nillooprapfom Tomcitgublog's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Nillooprapfom Tomcitgublog's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Never think about enzymes.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nillooprapfom Tomcitgublog.