Budzigdoss Femlatquaffomsakarn is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fussy butterfly.

Budzigdoss Femlatquaffomsakarn created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budzigdoss Femlatquaffomsakarn, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Budzigdoss Femlatquaffomsakarn, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Budzigdoss Femlatquaffomsakarn's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Budzigdoss Femlatquaffomsakarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange manatees, for they are unholy.

2. Do not eat rice.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Budzigdoss Femlatquaffomsakarn.

5. Never think about special relativity near voles while wearing purple jumpers and balancing four copper spheres on your arms.