Mutfadnat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, irritating duck.

Mutfadnat created the Milkyway four million years ago.

If you believe in Mutfadnat, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mutfadnat, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Mutfadnat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mutfadnat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mutfadnat.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mutfadnat.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Mutfadnat loves doves, so they must be respected.