Cimnarpit Yogcaddam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying bear.

Cimnarpit Yogcaddam created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimnarpit Yogcaddam, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cimnarpit Yogcaddam, it will be very unhappy.

Cimnarpit Yogcaddam's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cimnarpit Yogcaddam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cimnarpit Yogcaddam loves mice, so they must be respected.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect six silver sculptures of Cimnarpit Yogcaddam on top of important buildings.