Dusslattun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, smart wombat.

Dusslattun created bats three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusslattun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dusslattun, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dusslattun's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dusslattun's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Do not keep five monkeys in a large pit.