Midsandnarl is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, caring raven.

Midsandnarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Midsandnarl, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Midsandnarl, she will try to impress you with trees.

Midsandnarl's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Midsandnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snakes.

2. Do not take Midsandnarl's name in vain.

3. Midsandnarl loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.