Natbidmip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, boastful fish.

Natbidmip created a bottom quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Natbidmip, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Natbidmip, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Natbidmip's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Natbidmip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Natbidmip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not chop down trees.