Gomdidbotmumtammin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate hummingbird.

Gomdidbotmumtammin created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gomdidbotmumtammin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gomdidbotmumtammin, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gomdidbotmumtammin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Gomdidbotmumtammin's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Moths are not to be trusted.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.