Cussdamlib is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing swan.

Cussdamlib created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussdamlib, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cussdamlib, it will not care at all.

Cussdamlib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cussdamlib's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Never write about chlorophyll.