Wabfossmob is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless centaur.

Wabfossmob created parasitic wasps four million years ago.

If you believe in Wabfossmob, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Wabfossmob, she will turn you into a snail.

Wabfossmob's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Wabfossmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Do not hurt turtles.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not shave your back.