Dadcathat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic lion.

Dadcathat created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Dadcathat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dadcathat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dadcathat's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dadcathat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick gulls.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near tortoises while wearing gray skirts and balancing eight silver spheres on your face.